Computer mice for laptops are overrated. use a touchpad. If give you the feel of direct computing. You grab the bits and drag them.

They force me to reproduce, the bastards. They force us all. Us, people relying on condoms to avoid offspring. Kids in the past had to get red cheeks asking a pharmacist for a pack. We were past that. We could pick up our ultra thin pack at the supermarket and hide it under a box of cereals at the counter. If it weren’t for the fact that now supermarkets in Belgium ask you to queue at counter 12 to ask for your pack. The ones that still carry them in isle 6 next to the band-aids (in case you strain yourself?) have empty shelves half of the time. It’s the government, I bet. This is easier than than changing the pension system for our aging population. Hey Japan, look this way.

There’s no way even miss Belgium can look good in a train-company uniform. Is this a cheap way to fight sexual harassment?

The Day The Earth Stood Still may not only be a movie stat’s been on my to-see list for ages, but today, also known as the Day I Filled Out My Taxform On Time. May have something to do with the ministry of finance going digital, who knows.

I created an attractive new form of dance, in which you have to blow your nose every 30 seconds. Christ. I need some serious meds for this.

SO sorry I cannot rant about work on a blog co-workers happen to check once every so often. Hey, I could serve different content based on IP addresses. Perhaps you are seeing a filtered message right now, punk.

My bike was nicked again, I got a new one again. Nothing ever changes. Some day Antwerp traffic will be so jammed the city will take bikes as a serious alternative and actually provide secure storage.