Uit het maandarchief: november 2005
People are once again divided into 2 groups by yours truly. There’s plant-people, who put all their love and care into nurturing and growth. And there’s flower-people, who enjoy 2 weeks of color after which said bringers of happiness are trashed.
OK, not everybody fits in the 2 groups I keep devising. But a clear [...]
Lees verder →One roll of pink toilet paper in the white gents room. Most disturbing. A touch of poetry from the life-drained elderly couple that wipes the floors and replaces light bulbs?
Hold that ladder Harry.
– I am.
Hold it tight Harry.
I am.
And all that time he [...]
Lees verder →Marc Dutroux‘ fact-file on crimelibrary.com may be slightly exaggerated, but this guy along with Andras Andy and others did send waves of disgust through Belgium for their crimes. It seemed like the the smallest villages had had been hiding the worst villains for years.
Zellik, where I work, no less so. [...]
Lees verder →Biogeek’s back, after he dropped off the grid almost a year ago. I was happy to note he didn’t lose limbs or get married to a Turkish girl whose father forced him to work long hours in their belly dance store, occasionally feeding him apple tea and prunes. Sipping beer at Dawn Square, I full [...]
Lees verder →You figure God can decrypt tripple-DES in his head?
Lees verder →When I’m getting married, I’m going to the hairdresser 6 months in advance. That way, whatever this guild of evil-mongers comes up with, it can normalize by the time things matters.
It would be pointless to refer you non-Dutch folk to comic book hero Jommeke, but picture a dome-shaped blond haircut that rounds just above [...]
Lees verder →Speak of a slow news month. It’s been 4 weeks since I wrote, If I’d be Miss Frank you’d have buried an empty coffin by now presuming Hanz and Fritz finaly got to me.
Saw Eels yesterday, band composed of ever changing members around deranged leader “E”, as Mark Everett refers to himself. Their opening [...]
Lees verder →Mobiele kiekjes
